Finally finished. #bluelips #facechart #makeup #eyeliner (Taken with instagram)
Finally finished. #bluelips #facechart #makeup #eyeliner (Taken with instagram)
WIP: getting better at the lips :D #makeup #facechart #bluelips (Taken with instagram)
The Birth Of Suburbia- Take One (by Rosaleen Ryan)
This was a trial shoot for an idea I have to appropriate the Birth of Venus by Botticelli, and to do a modern inspired version of the amazing painting. It was 11ºc and in my rush to get in and out of the water as fast as I could, I did get the pose slightly wrong! I will re-do this for my mid-year university exhibition in mind. Otherwise, I am fairly happy with how it turned out. I used natural Lighting and may use additional lighting in the re-take of it. I wasn’t going to post this but I figured I would show some work in progress and see if it spikes interest. Thank you. x
Has everyone seen this? Everyone. Look at this. It is amazing. Rosie is amazing.
I am confident that the re-shoot will also be my favourite thing, ever.
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No. You had sex with a girl when you were a child. It ended in pregnancy. You are attacking the morality of a 14 year old girl who terminated a pregnancy that would have resulted in a child that neither you or her had the capacity to care for. A girl that preserved your and her own youth, and stopped a child being raised in circumstances that are not fit for any child. You really should be assessing your own morality. What kind of 14 year old boy fucks a 14 year old girl, without protection, gets her pregnant and then runs an online smear campaign against her for doing what was best for her, her family and you? What? You think you had the capacity to raise a child at age 14/15? How would you feed it or look after it? You wouldn’t. You were going to dump it on her or your own parents, live like the carefree little shit you are and occasionally play with the child when you could be bothered and think “Wow, what a good, brave young father I am.” You made the mistake, she went through the trauma of saving your youth for you. You owe her so much better than this. You absolutely disgust me. Less than forward-slash three, you’re real fucking remorseful. That’s poetry that is. You’re breaking my heart kid. That girl should have every right to decide what she wants to do to her body. The idea that you should take responsibility and give birth implies that you are responsible to this fetus and you owe it something. A pregnant person does not owe a fetus anything any more than they owe you an apology for being alive. Try again, pro lifers. Pro-Choice.
I applaud this.
^ YESS.
This is some sterling commentary.
This dumbass is also probably assuming the fetus was male. The sex is almost never known when an abortion takes place because it is early on into the pregnancy.
that commentary. fucking golden.^ yes.
10 bucks says this kids is actually a virgin.
(Source: ruinshoes, via desperate-to-connect)
Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50
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Minecraft. You’re some blocky person that punches trees made out of pixels and you kill dead people, spiders, and giant green penises that blow up
Dead Space. You’re an engineer, and your dead girlfriend is clingy and attacks you.
Shadow of the Colossus. You’re this little guy running around in this empty space looking for these giants to kill, just to revive your dead girlfriend lolz
Pokemon: you leave your house to be an animal trainer.
Battlefield: Basically Call of Duty.
Sims- basically the boring part of real life- houses, jobs, money,kids- rolled into a game.
Skyrim; Walkin, walkin, walkin, arrow in the knee, new spell, poof, HEY A DRAGON! but wait… your game froze.
some weird robot lady locked you in a closet and you make holes and shit to get to the door
Alice: Madness Returns: Crazy Alice-poser runs around slashing shit with a knife and and fighting all these things in this place because she’s crazy
Ratchet and Clank - So you’re this mutated cat/dog/rat thing that walks and has a toaster that talks strapped on his back and all you do is go to different planets and try to save the galaxy’s sorry ass, you also use bolts as currency which is pretty weird. And you have the most annoying team mates ever, and one of them likes to cross dress a lot. Your main weapon is indeed a gardening tool.
Spyro the Dragon - The story of a purple lizard with wings whose elders have been turned to stone by a big ugly green guy and you have to run around flat-ass worlds collecting jewels and shit to stop him.
Portal- Basically you’re this verbally challenged woman who has no idea why she’s in the cleaner version of Dexter’s Secret Lab. You have no weapons. Your only “weapon” in the entire game looks like a toilet. Yes, your jail-type orange-jumpsuit-wearing woman goes around shooting blue and orange vaginas at walls that you can walk through, apparently, using a toilet. All of the other “devices” look like toilets too. It seems that this science facility is just a plumbing industry that ran into the ground. They call this specific toilet a “portal gun”, but we all know that’s a bunch of turd. The only interesting character in the game also turns out to be just a patronising cow who talks to you over loudspeaker, constantly reminding you of how much a no-life moron you are. She keeps talking to you until you finally kick her white sorry arse into oblivion where she rightfully belongs. Although you don’t actually kick her or anything like that, because that would be too flipping badass for this absolute hole of a game. You have to use your toilet to press buttons and blow everything up. It’s as confusing as a pig screwing an antelope. Sometimes it takes you flipping days to get through ONE GODDAMN CHAMBER. Did I mention that there’s these little albino wankers who stand around and shoot at you for no good reason? That’s annoying as hell, too. You have to shoot genitalia above their heads and crush their brains out with a box. A box. That’s right folks, not only is your character completely mute in a game which has a confusing-as-Hades storyline, and the only boss is a giant narcissistic idiot; you knock out your only enemies with a goddamn box. You also throw your only friend into a fiery pit because the scary loudspeaker lady told you to. She also threatens to kill you numerous times but she never does. She also promises you cake at every God-given moment, but, surprise, surprise; you never get any because she’s a lying swamp donkey. All in all this game is a gigantic waste of money and should never see the light of day ever again.
Dwarf Fortress: Its a game thats a mix between dungeon keeper and sim city, where the learning curve is more like a learning cliff, and the graphics are really crappy, also you die a lot.
Dead Space 2: So you’re basically a guy who’s got alzheimers or something and he’s crying over his dead girlfriend because BABY I CAN CHANGE and you go around hitting foetuses, chasing after another girl because you NEED TO ERASE THE MEMORY /sobbu and running from people who are trying to get you into their religion.
Also there’s lots of periods.
Rihanna: We found love in a hopeless place.
Cap: We found Steve in a frozen place.
Tony: We found Stark in an iron case.
Bruce: We found Hulk in some gamma rays.
Thor: We found Thor punching Loki’s face.
Thor:
Thor:
Thor: And then hugging him tightly and apologizing for he is my brother, and I love him so.
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